Not me Monday!

I did not allow my 4 year old to take a nearly 5 hour nap yesterday, and that did not result in him staying up until 1:30am, and that in turn did not mean that I carried him to the car asleep in his pj's. I then did not proceed to wake him at 8:15 in his school parking lot and get him dressed, only to find that the jeans that I did not pull from the dirty clothes basket were in fact dirty, he did not wear sweatpants. And in all this wonderful mothering I did not forget to pack him a breakfast and send my baby to school without eating.